The Hormone Guide

I recieved this chain email today that gave me some good laughs, so naturally I thought I’d share:

Women will understand this!  Men should memorize it!
This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA  SAFE
What’s for 
dinner?
Can I help you
with dinner?
Where would you like 
to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you 
wearing that?
You sure 
look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine
What are you 
so worked up about?
Could we be 
overreacting?
Here’s my paycheck. Here, have some wine.
Should you be 
eating that?
You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you 
DO all day?
I hope you didn’t 
over-do it today.
I’ve always loved you 
in that robe!
Here, have some wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For

1.  Pass My Shotgun   

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree

4.  Puffy Mid-Section 

5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me Sweets 

7.  Pardon My Sobbing 

8.  Pimples May Surface 

9.  Pass My Sweatpants

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 

11.  Plainly; Men Suck 

12.  Pack My Stuff

13.  Potential Murder Suspect

Share this  information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh… and men who need a  warning.
  

Oh and, have some wine!

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